The Daily Snail

Police forces are currently investigating the murder of Hugo the Snail. There are no early leads to the potential killer of Hugo the snail!

Local police forces have positively identified the body as the world famous Hugo The Snail. As yet the relevant murder weapon has not been disclosed. However, the police insure us that Hugo had a painful death. We here at the Daily Snail newspaper are out-raged by the police's handling of this case. We have drawn up a list of likely suspects that may be involved or in fact are he killers of poor Hugo, who was taken in the prime of his slime (as some are now saying).

We now go over to Jim who is live at the scene of this tragic incident:

< Yes Jim, I'm standing in the spot where Hugo was murdered at the moment. The scene is very grim, with the majority of the area being covered in blood. The senior officer on the case is heading this way, lets see if we can get a few words.

" Excuse me officer what can you tell us about the this crime any leads yet?"-Jim

"Excuse me sir would mind getting of the deceased's body, your damaging the evidence"- Officer

"Well there you have it Jim, due to the lack of police control the main evidence has now been damaged. Over to you Jim- Jim

Thanks Jim, there you have it from Jim live at the scene of this horrific incident, standing on the exact spot where Hugo was murdered earlier today.

So we here at the Daily Snail turn to you the readers in the help to catch Hugo's Killer.

In other news today:

Dear old Mrs Marerate's cake and biscuit shop was broken into.

Early this morning it is reported that 2 caped villains broke into the famous cake and biscuit shop through the cat flap. So police our appealing to the local community for anyone who saw to young men of a small build wearing capes and carrying a bag with "swag" written on the side, to come forward immediately.